Planet Mad

There's been some bizarre blooping noise outside for a while, but it was masked neatly by the sound of the radio. Now I've come to listen more closely, I've realised that it's a Bloop Test fitness thingy, being broadcast at high volume across the school fields. I can only attribute it to the conference using the school's facilities at the moment, although if I'd paid to go on a conference and had to do a bloop test I'd be throwing a major hissy fit by now. Sadist conference leaders.