Planet Mad

"Science" went well at Rainbows, although before we'd even started some of them told me in no uncertain terms that science was BORING. Pouring milk onto a plate was a good way to get their attention and by the time I'd got the food colouring out I couldn't stop them asking questions. Objective achieved. Also achieved: a nice rainbow effect on my fingers caused by errant food colouring. Now I have to speak in a formal debate with hands that look like I've been killing people; I think some scrubbing is called for. That Macbeth? He had nothing on me, mate.