Planet Mad

Woke up crumpled and disturbed from a night of bizarre dreams, and then discoverd that someone had nicked all of my shirts from the House laundry. I washed 'em last night and hung them in the drying room so I could wear one today, but by 9am they'd all disappeared. Quel horreur! I spent 5 minutes wandering round in a surreal "what's going on with the world?" type way, but then one of the cleaners took pity on me and told me that the Ironing Fairy had taken the shirts. I was able to track her down and acquire my favourite stripy number, still warm from the iron and pressed in a far more expert manner than I could have managed. Sighs of relief all round - no topless teaching on Planet Mad today!