Planet Mad

I made a girl cry today, not once, not twice, but four times. In the space of twenty minutes. All I was doing was pouring water. Or eating cranberry jelly with my cehesecake. Or pretending to be innocent. How was I to know that she would blart her eyes out. Still, at least she found me funny, I suppose.

In other news: the report-writing database (ironically named PASS) has failed. Things aren't good, but will be better soon.