Planet Mad

Vignettes

Lunch yesterday - in the House
"Miss, what's this pudding?"
"I think it's digestive biscuit crumbs and..."
"Really - digested biscuits?!"

Saturday night - at a House charity black-tie dinner
"Miss... you look beautiful."
"Pah - shut up."
"You do - so thin. Washboard stomach, no less."
"Harrumph"