Planet Mad

This afternoon saw me whizzing off to Brum to meet up with someone I'd met over the internet. I followed all the advice to the letter: I'd briefed my friend here about my plans; we met in a public place; we had drinks but not a meal; I didn't give away too many details about myself; I wore a disguise; I used a fake name. Just call me Conchita Gonzales...

All in all it was a pleasant afternoon - we mooched past the Bullring, went for coffee and then played lots of pool. There was much chuckling and mutual understanding. As a mate, they have real potential; as a snog, well, I'm not so sure. Mebbe time will tell...