Beer, pringles, laughter, Verve remixed: what more could any girl want? (OK - don't answer that: I know there are many more exciting things out there, but they're not on offer if you're me, alright?!) (And certainly not on a school night!)
I was offered advice by that box over there -------> which said:
Mad, how many single men do you know who have children (go on write a list, you know you want to)
I'm not sure I do, actually: after all, this is quite a public forum. More challenging, however, was this:
Since when have pants or belly buttons been rude parts of the anatomy?
Well, excuse me while I smirk. After all, anything can be a rude bit of anatomy if you try hard enough (and - without wishing to divulge confidential information that's better left unsaid - I'll stop there!)
Exciting progress of the day: broadband comes a step closer and I'll know the final verdict by Monday, when the nice man from BT arrives to find the telephone socket in my flat, even though I'm convinced there's not one!
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