Planet Mad

This evening has seen the viewing of another episode of Bad Girls, the weekly PSE lesson that takes place in the juniors' common room. There's much to be learnt from an hour spent watching life in Larkhill Prison: "Miss E, why's she got to sell her house?" "Miss E, what's the difference between HIV and AIDS? Why's her baby got it too?" "Miss - WHAT did you just call that man?!" Oh yes, they're learning a lot.

Additional entertainment this evening was provided by Fatso, who underwent the long and dangerous journey upstairs, where he was mauled, (wo)man-handled and generally spoilt rotten in the advert breaks. It's a hard life being a furball. If only he could mark work...