Planet Mad

I was on duty until 9pm. I made a girl cry. She sat there with tears rolling down her cheeks, noisily sobbing for air. Her friends looked on in amazement. It all started when I did my hamster impression - one minute she was laughing with the rest of 'em, next thing I knew she was turning a nasty shade of purple and was unable to talk. But the hamster impression's not that funny. Or at least, I didn't think it was. Maybe I was wrong...