Planet Mad

I've just paid over £140 to get my car cleaned and valeted, which seems a bit steep, but it's good quality work. I dropped the Madmobile off in its usual dirty state at 8.30am, and found it sparkling clean at 12pm. Magic! I'm lead to believe that nice men in boilersuits did some tinkering under the bonnet too, but that's not really relevant. They even managed to remove the mud ground into the carpets by hoards of Guides on numerous camps and canoeing trips.

Luckily the garage people didn't open the boot, which contains a large number of empty packets of Galaxy Minstrels (food of choice for long drives), a couple of old newspapers and a Super-Soaker. I feel that this says something about my character. I'm just not sure what.