Planet Mad

Fatso update; each category marked out of 10, explanatory footnotes below:
Fluffiness - 8 (See note 1)
Fatness - 9 (See note 1)
Cuteness - 10 (See note 2)
Chewing ability - 10 (See note 1)
Willingness to wake up and talk to me in the middle of the day - 10 (See note 3)
Noisiness in the middle of the night - 9 (See note 4)

Note 1 - Nibble and Squeak hamster bars - they contain lots of vitamins and useful things like that, encourage hammy teeth to be strong and are probably mildly addictive
Note 2 - owner bias may just be creeping in here
Note 3 - but only because the lil' beastie expects me to be providing him with food (see note 1 also c/f to the experiments of a certain Mr Pavlov)
Note 4 - don't know what's causing it, but a drop of olive oil on the bearing of his wheel won't, I suspect, go amiss. If only all engineering problems were solved this easily!!